Photo 1 Oct For the first time out of the four cars I’ve owned, I’m getting my car washed. It’s so much easier when you can just pay people to do work for you. #mericah

For the first time out of the four cars I’ve owned, I’m getting my car washed. It’s so much easier when you can just pay people to do work for you. #mericah

Photo 29 Sep 563,053 notes sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

Photo 29 Sep 12,774 notes
Photo 29 Sep 178,203 notes dapperdarebear:

 
via atomic man.
Photo 29 Sep #newphoneselfie #happyjoeyishappy #hashtags4lyfe #himom

#newphoneselfie #happyjoeyishappy #hashtags4lyfe #himom

Photo 28 Sep 65,563 notes

(Source: qq45xx)

Video 28 Sep 109,080 notes

thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

via Vodka:30.
Photo 28 Sep 462,375 notes lindan9:

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

My spirit animal

lindan9:

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

My spirit animal

Text 28 Sep 539,655 notes

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

Text 28 Sep 195,390 notes

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.


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